Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES