So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED