I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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