Are we in a gay sports bar?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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