your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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