no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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