Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
