My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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