Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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