he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I can't turn off my feet"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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