Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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