ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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