i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped