I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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