Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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