You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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