How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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