Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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