New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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