porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
