Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Your shirt... Was in my pants
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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