No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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