I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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