she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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