This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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