I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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