you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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