Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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