How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
