Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I lost the right to judge tonight
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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