Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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