he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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