i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea