i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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