Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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