Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Apple has a Lot to Explain to iPhone X Customers
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck