Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.