i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode