Don't you send me to vm
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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