my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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