It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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