I am puke
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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