The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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