just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this will be a night to untag.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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