You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So drunk its hurt
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...