He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi