we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.