gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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