Me too!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
that is very illegal...i love you.
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