Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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