I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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