the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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