why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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