I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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