I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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