I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I CAN MOONWALK!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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