Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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