they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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