I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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