i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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