So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
